Share these awesome Tony Soprano quotes with all your friendsġ9 “Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: You know where I was yesterday when you called?… I was outside a whorehouse, while a guy that works for me was inside beating the sh** out of a guy that owes me money. When they used to get lost in the woods, they stopped and said “Where the Fakawee?” She was in the Fakawee tribe.Īnthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Yeah. My grandmother was half Indian.Ĭhristopher Moltisanti: Get the fu** out of here.Īnthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: No, it’s true. You’re going to lead this family into the 21st century.” 18 Tony Soprano Quotes About His GrandmotherĪnthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Maybe I should tap into my roots, too. Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself.”ġ5 Referring to his mother’s involvement in a plot to kill him: “What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead?”ġ6 Summing up the root of the problems between him and his Uncle June at the end of season one: “Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this”.ġ7 Speaking to Christopher Moltisanti, the cousin of Tony Soprano’s wife and part of his inner circle: “Blood.
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Jennifer Melfi: “What line of work are you in?” Tony Soprano: “Waste management consultant.”ġ4 In series one, epsiode five: “My father was in it. Melfi: “The things I take pleasure in, I can’t do.”ġ3 Dr. He’s shaking me down.Īnthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Oh, yeah? Who knows more about extortion, me or you?Ĭontinue reading these funny Tony Soprano quotes belowġ1 Speaking to his wife, Carmela: “You’re only religious when it suits you.”ġ2 Speaking again to Dr. Everything I touch turns to sh**.”ĩ “There’s an old Italian saying: you fu** up once, you lose two teeth.”ġ0 Ĭarmela Soprano: I think you should pay him, Tony.Īnthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: No fu**ing way!Ĭarmela Soprano: What, your daughter’s future isn’t worth 50,000 dollars?Īnthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: That’s not it. What do you want, a Whitman’s Sampler?” Funny Tony Soprano QuotesĨ “I’m like King Midas in reverse. Only the best quotes from The Sopranos TV Series.ġ “You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?”ģ “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”Ĥ “A wrong decision is better than indecision.”ĥ “If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.”Ħ “Oh, poor baby.
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